Train Ride - Slightly crude

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
    to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
    retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the
    lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm
    sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
    to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own f#$%^%$g blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
     
    JohnO, May 31, 2005
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  2. Jason McKenzie

    Jason McKenzie Super Moderator

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    That's the best one yet. LMAO

    J

    Way to make a crappy day a little brighter Thanks John
     
    Jason McKenzie, May 31, 2005
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  3. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    lol...wow...w00t! i can picture somone doing that :)
     
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  4. skennelly

    skennelly Coral Banded Shrimp

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    Bruce,
    Sorry to get sidetracked, but does w00t = what?

    S
     
    skennelly, Jun 2, 2005
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