Truth Be Told

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Truth Be Told

    A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"

    The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confesses. "Yes. Yes he did."

    The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

    Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says "You."
     
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    :eek: :eek: LOL
     
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  3. Bruce

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    whoa...that some ownage there lol...
     
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  4. JohnO

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    Ownage? What's that then?

    John :)
     
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  5. Bruce

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    idk...its a term ive seen for things like a family pic and the mom and dad r white and the kid is black and he or she is not adopted lol...idk? its one of the new fangles kid works maybe? lol...im not sure
     
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  6. JohnO

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    No problem Bruce, I just assumed that you actually knew the meaning of what you wrote, silly me :)

    In the meantime maybe you can tell me what the %^&$n IDK means?

    John
     
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  7. Bruce

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    well...arent weeeee...being sarcastic arnt we :p...:(


    yes that word means Hello how are
     
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  8. JohnO

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    Oozing sarcasm from every pore, he oiled his way across the floor ( with apologies to Henry Higgins ) :)

    John
     
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  9. Birdlady

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    JohnO - IDK = I don't know.

    Drives me plenty buggy!!!!

    Bruce, I have mentioned this before, but all the truncated words, lack of punctuation, and rambling dialogue makes it quite confusing to understand your posts at times ;)

    Not that you listen..... ;D I am just getting old I guess!
     
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  10. Bruce

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    dont hate supersticiate :)
     
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