Two elderly gentlemen

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  1. JohnO

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    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

    John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."


    "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"


    "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."
     
    JohnO, May 3, 2008
    JohnO, May 3, 2008
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