Two Guys Golfing...

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  1. PackLeader

    PackLeader Giant Squid

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    Two guys are golfing one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
    His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
    The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
    ;D
     
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    missionsix Super Moderator Staff Member

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    :hehe:
     
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  3. oceanparadise1

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    LOL thats so bad but so funny
     
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  4. blumoon reefers

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    ok, as a golfer, that was just funny.
     
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    :lol: :lol:
     
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    ok, as a MAN, that was just funny ;)
     
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  7. blumoon reefers

    blumoon reefers Millepora

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    good one!

    Maybe when I tell my husband this joke, I should substitute female pronouns.

    :cheesy:;D;D
     
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  8. PackLeader

    PackLeader Giant Squid

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    It could work either way. Just start it differently.

    "Two women were on the front porch gabbing about Dr. Phil and complaining about their husbands when a funeral..."
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    One word...owned.
     
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    ROFL!!!! :lol:
     
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