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  1. Michaelr5

    Michaelr5 Coral Banded Shrimp

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    Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

    Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

    Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage

    Burglarize: What a crook sees with

    Control: A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living

    Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes: what a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

    Misty: How golfers create divots

    Paradox: two physicians

    Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

    Pharmacist: a helper on the farm

    Polarize: what penguins see with

    Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

    Relief: what trees do in the spring

    Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife

    Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6

    Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does

    Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official

    Subdued ...like a guy, who like, works on one of those, like, submarines.

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  3. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    ha ha like the last one

    i got one to add.

    Pinafore: Between a Pina three and Pina five XD