very proud to be british

beacause

1.Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

3.Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

4.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

5.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

6.Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and
buns in packs of eight.

7.Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.

8.3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue.

9.142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts.

10.58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
of screwdrivers.

11.31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

12.19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that
Christmas decorations were chocolate.

13.British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
cracker pulling accidents.

14.101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

15.18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

16.A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

17.5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
control Scalextric cars.

and finally.........
18.In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up
into the loo.

 

thats a classic ...

ive got one for ya

when do you think the brits will win the ashes .....Again!! ;D


lol...

 

So, during the Ashes, who in the English team stayed at the crease the longest?

John

 

hey jonno I have to say the one day (final) series was a joke .

 

Could not agree with you more, as were the games against the Kiwi's. However it is only pajama cricket after all

John

 

pyjama cricket ....lol