Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

    Since she had to go to work early the next day, she told the repairman,
    "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on
    the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Don't worry about my dog
    Spike; he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
    circumstance, talk to my parrot!


    I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"


    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
    discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. However,
    just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
    repairman go about his work. The parrot, on the other hand, drove him
    crazy the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name
    calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
    yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied,
    "Sic him, Spike!"
     
    JohnO, Dec 29, 2008
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  2. liegeofinveracity

    liegeofinveracity Coral Banded Shrimp

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    hahaha!
    my all time favorite...

    a middle aged couple fell on some hard times and as a last resort they decided the only way they could pay the bills was if the wife became a prostitute... so llater that night she got all tarted up and hit the streets...she returned home looking weary and disheveled "how did it go?"asked the husband.."pretty good" she replied.."i made four hundred dollars and twenty cents!" "wow! thats great" said the husband"but whose the cheap %#$^ that gave you the dimes?" she replies "all of them":p
     
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    hahahaha :bouncylau
     
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    barkrulz Astrea Snail

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    A burglar goes into a house and starts to take some stuff when he comes across a bird cage.
    The bird sees the burglar and says "Jesus is watching you".
    The burglar of low morals anyway doesn't care and continues.
    Everytime he walks by the cage the bird says a little louder "Jesus is watching you".
    After about 5 minutes the bird goes nutz and starts squawking over and over very loudly "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!! JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!!!"
    Finally unable to take it anymore the burglar yells at the bird "WHO THE HELL IS JESUS?"
    "The 200 lb rottwieler on the couch is Jesus" replies the bird.
     
    barkrulz, Jan 9, 2009
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