Want to try our darts challenge?

A drunk stumbled into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender figured he
had a live one here, so he said, "Want to try our darts challenge? Get three
bullseyes and win a prize. Only three dollars for three darts."

The drunk agreed and threw the first dart... bullseye!

He chugged his drink, took aim on wobbly feet and let go ... bullseye!

Another quick drink, and even though he was barely vertical, he fired the
third dart... bullseye!

Three bullseyes!

The astounded bartender was shocked. What would he do for a prize? A quick thinker, he grabbed a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presented it to the drunk as his prize.

The drunk staggered out and went on his way.

The next week, the same drunk returned, drunk again. He ordered a drink, and asked to play the dart game again.

To the bartender's amazement, he again scored three bullseyes.

"Wadda I win thissh week?" he slurred.

The bartender, a little short of memory, asked, "I dunno. What did you win
last week?"

The drunk responded, "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"

 

what a classic

 

Funneee :biggrinbo