Ways to say someone's not too bright

Ways to say someone's not too bright



The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

A few cans short of a six-pack.

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

All foam, no beer.

As smart as bait.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Not the sharpest knife in the draw.

A room temperature IQ.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

 

John, do you just sit around day and make this stuff up? I have got to remember some of these when I go back to work Mon. LMAO [smiley=laughcry.gif]


phil

 

No mate I just have a keen sense for the ridiculous

Humour makes the world go 'round

John

 

how about; a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.