We, the honorable Men

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  1. JohnO

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    "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
    river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
    appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


    The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
    needed the axe to make his living.


    The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
    "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.


    The woodcutter replied, "No."


    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your
    axe?" the Lord asked.


    Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."


    The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your
    axe?" the Lord asked.


    The woodcutter replied, "Yes."


    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
    axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.


    Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
    riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
    Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"


    "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"


    The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is
    this your wife?" the Lord asked.


    "Yes," cried the woodcutter.


    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"


    The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
    misunderstanding.


    You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
    with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up
    with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
    three.


    Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives
    so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."


    The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
    honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.


    That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!"
     
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  2. mattgeezer

    mattgeezer Montipora Capricornis

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    bl!@dy Brilliant john0 i knew your a man of wisdom!!
     
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  3. ALW

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  4. mattgeezer

    mattgeezer Montipora Capricornis

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    hey ALW,

    is your pic there from the punisher movie?
     
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    You are the second person that has asked -

    It's my Gas cap.

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    That story is
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