What is scary about Amcarrig?

Who am I to argue with a Smurfspert?

 

HEY! I didn't know we had a Smurf smiley?! I'm always the last to know!

Smurfspert?

 

Well, you've been around here long enough, there's lots of smileys if only you LOOK, but no dancing banana I am afraid

Smurfspert = Smurg Expert

 

Smurg?

 

That's it a Smurg, which is a small urgent person. You know the type, short legs, running around all of the day telling people off. Likes to be thought of as tough and grumpy but is really a sweetheart. Ring any bells drama pants?

John

 

:Looking: :bouncylau

You get a trophy for that one!

 

OI!! how come the Trophy has the number 2 on it???
Sigh......................I've come second again, how sad, how usual

 

drama pants........ I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOROF!
:yelrotflm

 

Sorry dear, but there can only be one Number 1 ;D

 

I do know that dearest


Beshrew that heart that makes my heart to groan
For that deep wound it gives my friend and me;
Is't not enough to torture me alone,
But slave to slavery my sweet'st friend must be?
Me from myself thy cruel eye hath taken,
And my next self thou harder hast engrossed;
Of him, myself, and thee I am forsaken,
A torment thrice threefold thus to be crossed.
Prison my heart in thy steel bosom's ward,
But then my friend's heart let my poor heart bail.
Whoe'er keeps me, let my heart be his guard;
Thou canst not then use rigor in my jail.
And yet thou wilt, for I being pent in thee,
Perforce am thine, and all that is in me.