What's your best short joke (pun)- 25 words or less only

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Here's mine :)

    Two cannibals eating a clown.

    One says tho the other " Does this taste funny to you?"

    John
     
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  2. juliew

    juliew Coral Banded Shrimp

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    Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
    A .. Artificial intelligence.
     
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  3. JohnFritts

    JohnFritts Peppermint Shrimp

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    That's what she said.....
     
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  4. cuttingras

    cuttingras Starving Artist :)

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    "i do"
     
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  5. juliew

    juliew Coral Banded Shrimp

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    Cuttingras - lol!! K+
     
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  6. PackLeader

    PackLeader Giant Squid

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    So this guy walks into a bar with a twelve inch pianist...
     
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  7. Onjinsan

    Onjinsan Fire Worm

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    Man and wife in the bathroom at the vanity, wife says while looking in mirror " I wish my boobs were bigger", husband says try dabbing some toilet tissue in between your cleavage every day. Wife says "why would that work?" husband says, "I don't know but it worked for your ass."

    Oh shoot more than 25 words... oh well
     
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  8. JohnO

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    A set of battery jumper leads walk into a bar. The barman says " OK I will serve you, just don't start anything"

    John
     
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  9. REDMANS CUBE

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    what did the meth head say to the other at halloween?

    only 2 sleeps till x mas
     
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  10. barkrulz

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    The Suicide Bomber was shocked to discover his cleric had a lisp.

    It was in fact 75 very pissed Virginians waiting for him in heaven.
     
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