What's your best short joke (pun)- 25 words or less only

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  1. 10acrewoods

    10acrewoods Fire Goby

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    so a guy walks up to a horse and says why the long face.


    I know this is a old joke but said in the context of a conversation it can be the most funniest. You must wait for the serious pause
     
    10acrewoods, Jan 9, 2009
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  2. Swede

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    Two elephants fall off a cliff.

    Boom Boom:drummer:
     
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  3. RemickJ

    RemickJ Teardrop Maxima Clam

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    Q- Ask me if I'm a tree.........

    A- No

    :eek::LolLolLol:laughy::laugh5::yelrotflm:laughings
     
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  4. JohnO

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    What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
    A rooster clucks defiant
     
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    Q: What do you call a fly with out wings

    A: A walk
     
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  6. JohnO

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    The version I heard was "so a guy walks up to Tory Spelling and says why the long face."

    :)
     
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  7. tigerlily

    tigerlily Feather Duster

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    asked my husband this during a roadtrip through lots of farmland full of john deer tractors and whatnot:

    "whats green with wheels?
    ...grass, i was kidding about the wheels"

    lame i know but it makes me giggle
     
    tigerlily, Jan 11, 2009
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  8. 10acrewoods

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    wife told me this one yesterday
    guy wraps himself in plastic wrap and walks into a psycoglist office and docotor says I can see your nuts
     
    10acrewoods, Jan 12, 2009
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