Whats your "catch phrase"

Everyone has a saying, or whatever, that they say more than anything..whats yours?

I have a few depending on the situation...they are
"it is what it is"
"im just sayin"
"easy as pie"
"I didnt do it i swear"

 

"not my problem" - when the gf complains about the ferrets snorkeling in their litter or when my dad or mom complains about something back home.

"O well, **** happens" - when something crappy happens and there is nothing you can do or could have done.

"Imma wing it" - when I decide to do something unprepared when I really should be.

"I wonder what would happen if..." - This is said 95% of the time before I do something dumb. The other 5% it is only slightly less dumb.

 

Those are some good ones, I've used a few of them..."not my problem" is a good one-but being military I learned that once said....this could become you problem, so I try to stay away from that one

 

"Suck it up!"

I have "catch words". I seem to say "plethera", like a plethera number of times and I call everyone "Dood"

It seems the way I say Dood, is a sentence in it's self.

"Oh! Dood!" (that's awsomeness)
"Oooooh.... Doooooood!" (Oh-oh.... you're screwed")
"Awwww... Doood..." (I'm sorry to hear that.)
"DOOD!!!!!" (not happy tone and abrupt: "What the hell are you doing!")
"DOOD!" (happy tone: "I haven't seen you in awhile. How's it going? How's the kids?")

 

It is what it is
Life goes on

 

Dude, where's my car?

 

I use dood alot, along with GEEZ

 

I have 3 boys and a Grandson, so I find myself saying things like this a lot:

That's gonna leave a mark!

Shake it off.

It'll only hurt until the pain goes away.

A favorite that I like to pull out on occasion:

I like you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid!

One I learned to NEVER, EVER use: Watch this!!!

 

"With all due respect" usually followed by something not very respectful.

 

Your allowed to Jonjon it's "in the Geniva convention"!