Which would you tick?

New Living Will Form
-------------------------​

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on
it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:

______a cold beer

______a glass of wine

______a Bloody Mary

______a Margarita

______a Scotch and soda

______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic

______ a Bourbon on the rocks

______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs

______The remote control

______a Bowl of ice cream

______The sports page

______ a new rifle

______Chocolate

______Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________

 

d. All of the above.

 

OOH thats a hard one, i think all the above would be a good inclination of death on my part. especially the sex He He. Come on my wife and i just had our first child in December it's been a while.

 

Read it again dearest, it says " I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body" so it doesn't apply to you

Anyway, you told me you don't care much for food and alcohol, that you also don't read much so that only leaves the rifle, and NO WAY am I letting you near a firearm

John