Whoes the Comedian?

lol i have heard so many funny jokes i just wanna hear more and see who has the best theres no prize its just who has funny jokes and ive been told im the only teen on here so for all you old timer ha (just kidding... maybe) lol is the teen term for laugh out loud aha but anyway yea just post your funniest joke thanks alot bye8)

 

not the best joke but the first to come to mind......Two fish are swimming up a canal and all of a sudden one hits a concrete wall and looks at the other and says, "Dam".

 

ha yea ive heard it before but it still pretty funny if you think about alright cool thanks and beter yet it relates to the topic of fish lol thanks abunch

 

The term "lol" is older than you.

I have some very funny jokes, but none of them are clean. ;D

 

lol i know lol is older than me but it is funny to be young

 

woops not funny to be young but feels good other kids wanna grow up i hear adults complain im glad to be a kid

 

Bloke walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer
barman pulls the pint and places a bowl of peanuts in front of the bloke

barman walks away

the peanuts in the bowl say to the bloke "Your looking rather nice this evening sir"

bloke thinks thats a bit strange and wanders of to the slot machine

he puts his dollar in the machine and it speaks to him "Your a fat ugly bloke arent you

the bloke walks back to the bar and shouts the barman over

"Hey barman - this bowl of peanuts have spoken to me saying that Im looking nice and then the slot machine later informed me I am fat and ugly

the barman replied

"The nuts are complimentary and the slot machine is out of order"

Steve

 

Haha that was good.

 

Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? He lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog...........

 

haha some funny stuff wat else yall got