You might be a reefer if...

Wow! This one might be the best one here!

Did the cops give you a hard time or was it one of those, "oh, hahaha hahaha" moments?

 

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Apex, then you can check it just before you get home.

I've been there before...

 

You might be a reefer if you have numbers and emails laying around and you get accused of cheating!

My gf was out of town for one weekend. I go to a FW/SW aquatic event and take some dicus pictures for someone from a different local aquatic club. He asked me to email him the pictures I took. I said sure and he wrote down his email and it looked a lot like sarah54@yahoo.com. Well that email was found and I did the best to explain my situation, not sure if I'm out of the woods on that one yet. you ever get in trouble and the truth does NOT set you free? grrrr

 

How about if your ups guy tells you to text you the night before you are getting s shipment so he knows to reroute himself to get you an earlier delivery, and calls/ texts you when he is almost there.

 

^^wow, who's your UPS guy??

 

LOL kinda both! I saw it coming, I was like this just looks really bad then it happened. I knew once the officer actually looked at the bag it was going to be fine. The KID (maybe 17yrs old) on the other hand almost had a heart attack. The officer even commented about how odd the entire situation was.

Another you may be a reefer... The nosy neighbor sent his wife and child over one day while I was lugging 5gal buckets in the house asking what I was building? I told them I had a big fish tank and not to worry. Funny the wife was like OHHHHH that's why there's a big blue light shining out of your living room at night!

 

Agreed! This might be one of the best friends you could make as a reefer!

That's too funny! I've often wondered about carrying around a box of ziplocks with me... or always having one wadded up in my pocket or wherever they may fall in the car etc. haha

I swear officer, I was selling this green plant called cheato and it's cheap, that's why I have a wad of cash on me!
hahahahaha

 

You might be a refer if you dream about fish you've lost in quarantine and how you could have saved them.

This was my dreams last night... Didn't sleep well at all!

 

We take care of him for the holidays...

 

How about if you make sure to explain to new neighbors and their teenage kids that the purplish / bluish light glowing from the windows is not a grow room but from the tank...
Have been questioned on that a few times